Мстители: Финал

Buddy, you all right?

Yes, I'm fine! Why, don't I look all right?

You look like melted ice cream.

Hey, you said one out of fourteen million, we win, right? Tell me this is it.

If I tell you what happens, it won't happen.

You better be right.

What did you do to them?

Nothing. Yet. They're not trying to stop something I'm going to do in our time. They're trying to undo something I've already done in theirs.

The stones.

I found them all. I won. Tipped the cosmic scales to balance.

This is your future.

It's my destiny.

[the recording shows Thanos's death]

And that is destiny fulfilled.

So, what's up? You just here for a hang, or what?

We need your help.

Mm.

There might be a chance we could fix everything.

What, like the cable? Because that's been driving me bananas for weeks.

Like Thanos.

Don't say that name.

Um, yeah, we don't actually say that name in here.

Now, I know that guy... might scare you.

Why would I be...? Why would I be scared of that guy? I'm the one who killed that guy, remember?

Hmm.

Anyone else here kill that guy?

[pause]

Nope. Didn't think so. Korg, why don't you, uh, tell everybody who chopped Thanos' big head off?

Um, Stormbreaker?

Who was swinging Stormbreaker?

I get it. You're in a rough spot, okay? I've been there myself. And you want to know who helped me out of it?

Was it Natasha?

It was you. You helped me.

So, why don't you ask the Asgardians down there how much my help is worth? The ones that are left, anyway.

I think we could bring them back.

Stop. Stop, okay? I know you think I'm down here wallowing in my own self-pity, waiting to be rescued and, and saved, but I'm fine, okay. We're fine, aren't we?

Oh, we're good here, mate.

So, whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it. Don't care. Couldn't care less. Goodbye.

We need you, pal.

[pause, as Thor finishes his beer]

There's beer on the ship.

What kind?

Kind of a step down from the golden palaces and the magic hammers and whatnot.

Hey, have a little compassion, pal. First, they lost Asgard, then half their people. They're probably just happy to have a home.

You shouldn't have come.

Ah! Valkyrie! Great to see you, angry girl!

I think I liked you better either of the other ways.

This is Rocket.

How ya doing?

[pause]

He won't see you.

It's that bad, huh?

We only see him once a month when he comes in for...

[Valkyrie looks at a stack of empty beer kegs]

...supplies.

It's that bad.

Yeah.

This is the one? Seriously?

Your choices were him or a tree.

I can do this all day.

Yeah, I know. I know.

Tell my family I love them.

You tell them yourself.

I love you three thousand.

Mom, I have to tell you something...

No, son, you don't. You're here to repair your future, not mine.

I am... inevitable.

[Thanos snaps his fingers, but nothing happens. He discovers that the gauntlet no longer has the Infinity Stones, and that Stark used his armor's nano-technology to transfer the Stones to his arm]

And I... am... Iron Man!

[Stark snaps his fingers, and Thanos' army slowly fades into dust]

You saw what those stones did to Thanos. They almost killed him. None of you could survive.

How do we know you will?

You don't. But the radiation's mostly gamma. It's like I was made for this.