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What am I?

A good man. A scientist. Someone who could help me find a way to bring the man I knew back.

I don't like mysteries. I like solutions.

Me, too. So let me help you find one, okay?

I didn't ask for your help.

And yet, you always need it.

I get it. You're in a rough spot, okay? I've been there myself. And you want to know who helped me out of it?

Was it Natasha?

It was you. You helped me.

So, why don't you ask the Asgardians down there how much my help is worth? The ones that are left, anyway.

I think we could bring them back.

Stop. Stop, okay? I know you think I'm down here wallowing in my own self-pity, waiting to be rescued and, and saved, but I'm fine, okay. We're fine, aren't we?

Oh, we're good here, mate.

So, whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it. Don't care. Couldn't care less. Goodbye.

We need you, pal.

[pause, as Thor finishes his beer]

There's beer on the ship.

What kind?

So, what's up? You just here for a hang, or what?

We need your help.

Mm.

There might be a chance we could fix everything.

What, like the cable? Because that's been driving me bananas for weeks.

Like Thanos.

Don't say that name.

Um, yeah, we don't actually say that name in here.

We got really lucky.

Yeah, I know.

A lot of people didn't.

Nope. And I can't help everybody.

Sorta seems like you can.

Not if I stop. I can put a pin in it right now and stop.

Tony, trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire life.

I wanted to thank you for helping me out of a tight spot.

Isn't that what Army folks do for each other, Major?

Ex-Major.

Oh, once a Major, always a Major.

How fortunate our failure to kill you, Dr. Jones. You survive to be of service to us once again.

Well, you know me, always glad to help.

Wait! Help me! He's trapped! You can't leave him like this! Please!

You killed innocent people. You ask the sea for mercy.

I suppose the most obvious question is, how can I trust you?

Bingo. It is a pickle, no doubt about it. The bad news is there's no way you can really know if I'm here to help you or not. So it's really up to you. Just have to make up your own damn mind to either accept what I'm going to tell you or reject it.

Kid, you all right? Need any help?

There's only one man who can help me.

You always did have a way with women.

Get the hell out of my car, old man!

You wanna marry that girl? I can help make it happen.

Oh-oh, yeah, who are you, Miss Lonelyhearts?

Just get in the car, Butthead.

Who you calling butthead, butthead?

You want me to make a donation to the Coastguard Youth Auxilliary?

Doc, I'm from the future. I came here in a Time Machine that you invented. Now I need your help to get back to the year 1985.

My God. Do you know what this means?

[Significant pause]

It means that this damn thing doesn't work at all!

I'll make you a sandwich.

Wait, why?

You're hungry.

Why don't we let hungry be my problem?

Sometimes it's nice to have help.

How's the hand?

[checks her hand] Not a problem.

Aren't you supposed to be really good at self-repair?

Yes.

But sometimes it's nice to have help.

Yes.

There are many things I don't understand.

Like what?

The tortoise.

What tortoise?

It was on its back by the side of the road in Mexico. Your mother turned it over.

She was helping it.

I know. But why?

Because that's what we do when we, uh... when we see something that's, uh, in pain or in trouble or whatever, we're trying to help it.

Empathy?

Something like that.

But not everyone would turn a tortoise over?

No. Some would just leave it there.

Some would probably drive over it and crush it.

Yeah, I guess they would. Is that what you'd do?

It didn't seem like much of a threat. We're not built to be cruel.